can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Are my feet made of real feet?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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