i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
My feet surprised me
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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