Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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