question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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