I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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