remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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