If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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