Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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