just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
whose ass print is on the piano?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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