Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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