Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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