uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
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