people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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