i think i have two assholes
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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