If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i think my mom watched the whole time
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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