these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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