I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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