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Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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