Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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