oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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