apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
