my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Randomize
