I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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