No, you can still breathe under the balls.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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