I wanna passion pit in your ass
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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