Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
