Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
