I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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