I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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