We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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