just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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