would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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