I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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