we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
