So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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