Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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