She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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