you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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