His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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