Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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