My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I came so hard my ears popped.
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