i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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