You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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