other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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