I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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