girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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