Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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