I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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