i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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