You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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