butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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