I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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