This girl is more easily done than said...
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
In America we eat man semen.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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