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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
