Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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