one two three fourrrrnication!
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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